Thanks for the Cool New Toys, by Quinn

Mom and Dad bought me the coolest new toys for my 10-month-old birthday. See these soft rubbery things with rounded edges? I think they are called safety caps. Anyway, Mom and Dad stuck them all over different corners of the house. The really cool thing is they come off way easy! And underneath they put this totally awesome sticky tape that gets glued to my fingers when I peel it off the rubber. And the caps are just the right size for throwing halfway across the room, where my parents can trip on them. Get it? Safety caps? Parents tripping? I think that's called "ironic." Anyway, it was really nice of Mom and Dad to put them in the parts of the house where I go the most often, so that there's always something for me to pull off and play with. Thanks for thinking of me!
Love, Quinn